my printer can suck a dick
what kind of printer do you have
Kids these days be like “can I borrow your hashtag 2 pencil”
i didnt study for this
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"